Posted by
John Corbett on Wednesday, April 02, 2008 5:01:14 AM
I can't believe what is going on in this election cycle. Hillary thinks she is Rocky, and Obama thinks he's righteous. Where is Jerry Springer when we need him? The way the Democratic Party is acting they just might as well go to Jerry Springer's set and put on the boxing gloves, have an oil wrestling match. Of course we would have to have a best fall of 2 out of 3. Better yet, a cage match between Hillary and Obama, no holds barred.
Just don't have WWE set up the pyro show!
To tell you the truth I think Hillary could take Barrack in a toe to toe throw down. We could have Bubba running around with his magic cigar container, waiving it like a magic wand for the women in the audience to expose their assets.
Break out the rubber sheets and Mazola we are going to have a party! I would do a pay for view to see that match up. I could see Ole' Hillary in her Dom outfit now riding Obama around like abused rodeo pony while Bubba dances on the pole. Chairs flying around the stage like confetti. WHOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!
Have Nancy Pelosi fly in on her broom while screeching, "I'll get you my little pretty! Ha Ha Ha!" Maybe Ted Kennedy could take Pelosi for a one way ride. He seems to be pretty good at those types of things. Harry Reid could ride shotgun. Does Teddy still have a Drivers License?
Might as well get the Raving Ranting Reverend on the show too while we are at it. So he can bash America some more. His appearance would have to be set up as a mystery guest or something, with all the death threats Rev. Wrong has had lately, we wouldn't want him to cancel this appearance.
Now I'm going to have to see a cow get slaughtered to get that vision out of my mind!